THERE IS A SPECIAL PLACE IN HEAVEN
Many may be shocked to find, When the Day of Judgment nears,
That there's a special place in Heaven set aside for Volunteers.
Furnished with big recliners, Satin couches and footstools;
When there's no committee chairman, No group leaders or car pools.
No eager team that needs a coach, No bazaar and no bake sale;
there will be nothing to staple, Not one thing to fold or mail. Telephone lists will be outlawed,
But a finger-snap will bring, cool drinks and gourmet dinners And rare treats fit for a King.
You ask, who'll serve these privileged few and work for all they're worth?
All those who reaped the benefits, And not once volunteered on Earth